Getting Old

20th April 2010.
Location : My room. -Bangi-

I'm getting oooold -___-'.. I realized this when my day consist of 15 hours of sleeping .
I woke up only to eat and pray and continue my happy hour (sleeping).


But you know you're getting old when....

-You and your teeth don't sleep together.

-You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

-At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

-You wake up looking like your passport photo.

-It takes two tries to get up from the couch.

-Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

-Happy hour is a nap. ( told ya )

-You're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

-You say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.

-All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.

-It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

-Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

-Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

-The pharmacist has become your new best friend.

-It takes twice as long - to look half as good.

-Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.

-You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.

-You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

-You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.

-You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.

Does these stuffs happen to you? Lol :D
Well everyone is getting old day by day.. Just enjoy your life to the fullest. I'm pretty sure it helps us feeling young. =D

xoxo. :)


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