Location : My room. -Bangi-
I woke up only to eat and pray and continue my happy hour (sleeping).
-sigh-
But you know you're getting old when....
-You and your teeth don't sleep together.
-You try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
-At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
-You wake up looking like your passport photo.
-It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
-Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
-Happy hour is a nap. ( told ya )
-You're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
-You say something to your kids that your mother said to you, and you always hated it.
-All you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
-It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
-Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
-Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
-The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
-It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
-Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt - doesn't work.
-You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
-You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
-You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
-You have more patience, but it is actually that you just don't care anymore.
Does these stuffs happen to you? Lol :D
Well everyone is getting old day by day.. Just enjoy your life to the fullest. I'm pretty sure it helps us feeling young. =D
xoxo. :)
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